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Off Topic Bickering, abuse and nonsense for the sake of it thread

Discussion in 'Hull City' started by The Omega Man, Oct 29, 2015.

  1. over18and legal

    over18and legal Well-Known Member

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    poetry is great and make it rhyme
    very hard to do all the time
    squabbling on here every hour
    keyboard warriors without the power

    Don't argue lads let's drink and be merry
    7 pints for me and who is on the sherry
    Non-drinkers welcome, we'll all be buds
    Singing Tiger feet by the famous Mud

    Tea is nearly ready, I'm starving cant wait
    Always on time, never late
    My better half can cook, I will give her that
    I used to be a skinny bugger now I'm fat

    The starter is ribs
    I tell you no fibs
    Life is good and I feel complete
    Bloody brilliant for mains it's meat
    Her indoors can certainly waffle
    Dessert tonight is her alcoholic trifle

    copyright
    SB enterprises
    <cheers> for the lads
    <bubbly> for the girls
    Sexist I know but what the heck
     
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  2. Mr. Shoes

    Mr. Shoes Well-Known Member

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    Nice to see a glimpse that some of you have a life beyond here.

    Unless that's another inside joke.
     
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  3. Happy Tiger

    Happy Tiger Well-Known Member

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    So all the angst we've seen in recent months from Fez is down to TOM maybe, or maybe not, asking Fez's missus if he can put a few shelves up or lay a patio?

    Christ on a bike.
     
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  4. Tuckin

    Tuckin Well-Known Member

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    I was wondering what "handy" meant in this context too!
     
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  5. The FRENCH TICKLER

    The FRENCH TICKLER Well-Known Member

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    Oh dear. Well the schools are off this week. <laugh>
     
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  6. Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC

    Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC Well-Known Member

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    A shortening of 'Hand Shandy' possibly?
     
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  7. x

    x Well-Known Member

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    andrew marvell and phillip larkin
    all rolled into one!
    pictures painted in words harking
    back to 1931
     
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  8. x

    x Well-Known Member

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    in rhyming slang a number 2
    is another term for having a poo
    so why the hell is having a p
    a number one and not a number 3?
     
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