BHS

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

Speaking of billionaires, I just heard wee bernies mother in law has been kidnapped and they want 30 million fae the wee ****

 

[Ciaran]

Speaking of billionaires, I just heard wee bernies mother in law has been kidnapped and they want 30 million fae the wee ****

Aye seen that. Surely it being his mother in law he'll be happy enough.

 

[monacoger]

Bernie who?

 

[Ciaran]

Bernie who?

Eccelstein or however it's spelt.
F1 guy.

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

Bernie who?

Ecclestone

 

[DUNCAN DONUTS]

Speaking of billionaires, I just heard wee bernies mother in law has been kidnapped and they want 30 million fae the wee ****

Good job it wasn't Bernard Manning

 

[monacoger]

Ecclestone

I was going to say she must be ****ing ancient but thinking about his wife, his mother in law in probably 20 years younger than he is.

 

[Archers Road]

Wait, it's his mother in law? No ****'s getting paid then.

 

[Gambol]

Super yachts are always in metres or certainly in Europe they are. Here is another wee gem for you, to moor your super yacht and pay your staff etc for a year without even moving the yacht it will generally cost you about 10% of what the yacht is worth. So, to make things clear, if you have a new 100 metre super yacht built which would cost you 100 million quid, it would cost you on average 10 million quid a year to keep it and that is without fuel.

That is a wee gem. Thank you.

 

[Gambol]

Wait, it's his mother in law? No ****'s getting paid then.

They want $36.5 million

Wee Bernie is worth about $3 Billion. Here's $40 mill, lads, keep the auld boot.