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Season starts tomorrow **** chops

 

Soz bro

 

Should that have been **** chops chops?

 

This ^ is correct.

 

You heard Tobes @Spurlock

Stamp it up bruvva

 

Will catch up

This looks like one of them things that requires a fat biff before being tackled

 

Who’s got one for me?

Not more Naby Savage jokes ffs, it’s been over done.

 

What you thinkin?

 

Wabout Mane v Greenwood. Goals

 

I’d be tempted mate but Sancho is incoming so... minutes will be limited.

What about Bruno, Donny and Pogba vs your midfield? Goals.

 

Ill have that then, Sancho vs Mane, goals.

Unless you don't back you signing him. Or back him scoring more than Mane.

 

Well no I don’t, because I think Mane is a proper top class player.

I’d back any of our front 3 to out score that fraud Bobby though, that lad is dog **** and you know it.

 

Go on then cos I'm feeling generous and I don't want you squirming out of this one too, Bobby vs sancho - goals
Username for next season?

If you don't sign Sancho that ain't my problem btw bro, I'll win the bet immediately.

 

He’s your number 9 ffs just back the little rat against our striker.

 

Dont pussy out bruv.

Bobby vs Sancho

Back your prediction all summer about Sancho coming

 

As quoted by Gessa :

If they(Liverpool) win I get his for a week.
If it's a draw, he gets mine for a month.
If we(Leeds) win, he gets mine for a month plus an extra month for every goal we win by.

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It’s not about my prediction is it? I’ve got to get that right and then win the bet, not knowing how he’ll settle in his first season with us.

Tell you what I’ll do. I’ll bet that Fernandes will score more goals than Firmino and get more assists than Trent.

Any long term injury to any of the 3 players voids the bet.

 

I geddit mate you know Sancho ain't coming

Fernandes vs Bobby - goals (pens don't count) or too fanny for that too?

 

I’ll think about it.

Still might take the Sancho one yet, I prefer a punt. Makes it more interesting.

 

Nah forget it now bruv

Can't be making bets with a quivering fanny lip namean.

We still boys tho