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****ing tragic bruv

Nike Air, coco 90s

 

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At least my kicks are clean, look at dem things bro... they got pokey toe holes and piss stains. You find them things hanging from a telephone wire or something?

 

Image fail mate.

I'm rocking my Adidas as per mate, pretty normal. Not something ziggy stardust would wear if he was a 15 Yr old now

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Image fail mate.

My AF1’s have been on the feet of some real G’s in the world of celebrities. Your kicks have been on a homeless man who’d pissed himself and passed out in William Hill’s doorway.

 

I can see Sucky's disgusting trainers but not Tel's.

 

What celebrity's? Basketball players who like sea fishing?

I bet you got yeezys too cos Kanye wears them ya gossip mag reading ninny anne

 

Tels are on the last page.
Looks like an anvil

 

Sucky is waffling on about some old pair of wheels I bought, he’s dined out on the same joke for over a year. They ain’t in my rack no more.

 

I don’t do Yeezy’s.

 

Don't do black trainers

 

Never had you down as a chavvy Ralph sliders wearing type bru?

Do you wear Ralph socks with them too

 

Is that a kids shoe rack ? Looks like a bunch of size 7’s

 

I’m quite clearly partial to black trainers

 

What in the name of Sports Direct are those ****ing things?

 

Tels rack looks like the new Nike Air drug dealer range 2019

 

If they were black you'd have them

 

But they ain’t. So they’re on the £24.99 shelf in SD.

 

The white ones were 45 from sd
. The greens 69 from jd

 

Well at least you paid for those ones.

 

****ing hell they are ****, I didn’t know you was a 14 year old wannabe Gangsta, you play hoops eh blud.

or are you a middle aged white bloke who looks ****ish in them