Bet time - Lets make some money

Cheltenham had less deaths than Aintree

I'd rather stick my horse in a 3 mile cross country than a 4 mile + race at Aintree. He doesn't need to be put through that again. It's not just the fences. The distance can also make a horse lame.

 

A South London double today, no point doing palice as I normally do. City are 1-4 to win.

 

Had Molinari at 30/1 in the masters, bottlejob Italian cvnt

 

He had 19 scrambles in a row but lost it when it really mattered

 

I laid out £20 on the Masters and got £46 back.

£10 win on Justin Rose

£5 ew on Tony Finau (who finished tied 5th)

I also laid Ian Poulter for a desultory sum - that fella will never win a major so long as I have got a hole in my arse.

 

Altior running today at 15:00... best horse in training at present with one of the worst jockeys.

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A mate of mine spoke to Nicky Henderson at the races last year, and said “why don’t you get a better stable jockey?”.

NH terminated the conversation

 

My last bet of the season.

My South London treble has been very successful for me this season. I'm up by about £500

 

What’s that on the right...it looks like a pasty

 

You're a patsy.

 

Got Higgins in the snooker at 18/1, fvcked off I only put a tenner on him. Why do the bookies underestimate him every year, one of the best ever players. Would put Trump as favourite for the final still

 

A 'shame' that the scousers will almost certainly miss out on the title having lost only one game.

I fancy a little double of a Wolves draw with a City away victory.

 

I’m off to Epsom today for the Derby.

Frankel sired the winner of yesterday’s Oaks, but I can see today’s Classic going to Sir Dragonet.

I can see me going through the card today

 

Frankie pulled the Oaks out of the bag yesterday... Pink Dogwood had the race won with half furlong to go then Frankie worked his magic.

 

Ryan Moore is NOT riding well this season.

I did Frankellina - can you guess why

 

@Whats up Doc

The “Coincidence Double” today pays nearly 250/1 with Hills.

Antony van Dyke to win the Derby

Virgil van Dyke 1st goalscorer tonight

 

Dresscode for today?

 

Suit. No trainers (not that I have a pair)

 

Surprised they let you in.

Shocking that a geezer can wear a whistle and look scruffy.

 

Was watching the boxing, saw Ruiz was 14/1 in the first round, when I looked again in the 7th he was 7/2 so I had a bit on him, what fight was this odds compiler watching?