Bet time - Lets make some money

You are right mate.

If my Aunty had bollox, she would be my uncle.

If you didn't wear shorts, you would look well dressed.

Im not talking through my wallet, BTW...

 

@TC (Lovely Geezer)

Overs at Ponty is Evens today

The layers never miss a trick.

 

Do you always keep your wallet in your Ar5e?

 

@TC (Lovely Geezer)

Check out the first race at Windsor...you couldn't make it up

Commentator on my phone says 8L ....

 

Good start by the Champ

 

Watched it - could have been further!!
Was Fav all morning until 2 mins before the off - guess whose done the Fav's as well?

 

Absolutely scandalous ride on Jenkins in the 2.50

Thats why this bet wins every Pancake Day.

I could kill the little bastard.

 

Jenkins 1/25 in a two horse race.

Could have won by a distance.

Midget crook David Bass had a look over his shoulder, and walked the horse down the straight.

 

Fear not - The Champ has 3 more rides

 

If that were you that Bassie were riding, you would rather walk than run home he was saving the horse..

 

I don’t give a flying fvck...my money was on it & I wanted a distance I sought “Bassie” out on Twitter in order to give him some constructive feedback

 

What sort of phone?

The dicky double saw me turn over a £30 profit today - distances and favourites were gnash.
All flat tomorrow - Re-investing todays winnings on SDS as looks like he'll have a good day at Brighton - might leave the spreads alone.

1.50 War Chariott 4/1
2.25 Diva D 3/1
3.00 Asian Angel 5/1
4.00 Coachella 6/1
4.34 Carolines Voice 5/1


£1 Heinz 57 Staked - BPG

 

What did you win on?
Both dickies were useless....I think Ponty ended up “Unders”

 

Come on Charlie won @ 7/1 and Tight Call @ 9/2 in my £2 Richard Johnson L15 I posted last night

 

I think I might knock the Dickies on the head tomorrow...I say that every day ....cvnts like D.Bass leave me demoralised

 

@TC (Lovely Geezer)

8 races at each of the 3 UK meetings today.

Overs potential

 

@TC (Lovely Geezer)

The Eagle has just landed - Brighton over 14.25 today was a whopping 85/40.

I do believe a horse won a handicap by 10L in the 4.30

 

Did the other meetings overs come in royston

 

Did they bollox.

Just collected my “winnings”

Did a £7 Patent on the 3 Overs.

Got exactly £22 back

 

@baraettmattesvensson

I’ve just seen photos from inside the Valley

Breakfast could be on me.

Reports that Spurs have got 50 there.