I feel a Valentine's card is at it's best when personalised ... as you lads might have guessed, I'm not averse to penning my own rhymes ... as a special favour to my mates on here you have my permission to use the following in your own cards without paying me commission... just this once mind "Valentine de-dum de-dee Will you be my Honey Bee? You really are my finest catch Now spread your legs, I'll lick your snatch"
