Best night out?

Any requirement for a "special uncle" in your house?

 

Bit older that I normally go for, but what the hell...

I hereby notify you, as per the covenant of... you know the rest.

 

My mum has only just turned 50... She's not tina though

 

Is she ****. She's in her 70's Len

 

To attend to eric or his maw? No exactly clear where you're going with that.

 

With our mums being so young it probably means we were drunken mistakes

 

Any hole's a goal

 

Fair enough

 

You can be so ****ing cruel

Speak for yourself, my mum got raped by her uncle whilst she slept.

 

So thats why your black?

 

I'm more Mocha-coloured than 'black'

 

I think you mean Caramac coloured, like Larsson.

 

Hivyn seen Caramac bars in years.

 

They were minging anyway

 

That's the one (the one where from a distance it's impossible to tell if I'm mixed race or just a filthy ****)

 

True.

 

**typo fixed

 

Bit like a pikey.

 

Yazm.

 

Bitch.