The French remind me of the Italian crew of that stricked cruise ship. They look good when all is well. But the moment the **** hits the fan, the only fight they win, is the one to the life boats.
You'd still be on her like Jip Jaap tackling a fish supper! I know I would![]()

For all the frog-bashing here, the French are statistically the most successful military country in the world.
At one point, almost the whole of Europe were trying to fight them at the same time with very little joy - the Iberian peninsula occupied most of the British Army and was one of only about eight fronts they were fighting on.
Currently, France's military spending is still third highest in the world.
White flags and cheese are expensive.France Major War Record
Played: 168
Won: 109
Lost: 49
Drawn: 10
"The French - they're business is war, and they do their business"
Rudyard Kipling
Currently, France's military spending is still third highest in the world.
Were the French ever a serious fighting force in the 20th centuty???
Yes - only the Russians lost more in WWI which brutally hampered the French from then on.
1.3m military fatalities
4.6m military wounded.
The first battle to turn the tide of WWI in the favour of the Allies was the French-fought Battle of the Aisne. Without the French army returning to fight after losing hoardes in the first Battle of the Aisne, the Allies wouldn't have won.
They suffered badly in WWII as the bloodiest war in history had only just been fought in their own back garden.
No-one ever used to call the French cowardly - it stems from their refusal to fight in Vietnam (which was a former colony of theirs and they fought umpteen wars in that part of the world previously)
Wouldn't want an Irishman, Italian or Frenchmen. Know a lad in the Bundeswehr and he is hard as **** so I actually wouldn't mind a Kraut, either that or a Gurkha.

What about the Israelis?
Dreamboat in pointless bigoted sly dig shocker![]()
What about the Israelis?

It's more for the fact that an Irishman would hate me rather the other way round. Don't think you lads are too found of uniform.