Best call ever on Clyde!

I know a lassie who named "the wean" Kori

I hate that btw, "aw av goat the wean ra night"

"the wean" has a name, all be it a very silly one

 

I really wasn't

 

Was her surname Nationstreet?

 

Girl I know called her kid Koray. Seems to be a competition to who can **** the spelling up most.

I think she named it after someone who had a cock for a nose and would **** said cocknose during live performances

My brothers girlfriend is due to give birth in 2 weeks. She's thought of some weird names, like Aoife <whit?>

 

Siobhan = pronounced "shevonne"

What kind of stupid name is that?

 

My mate made the point the other day that kids with normal names like david and steven will be the ones who get teased at school because every other kid has a ****ing stupid name like Pheonix or Keanu

 

Pocahontas McGuire

 

... and you just had to find that out? Canny lad though - he must have sensed your beel when he told you his name and played safe.

 

One of my nephews is a catholic and a hun. He's the black sheep of the family.

 

a catholic proddy?

 

hun = rangers fan. Doofus.