What you on about! I’m investing my Nan’s life savings in some of those canny schemes. There’s one where “the vendor” promises a 500% return. All my Nan has to do is send him £5,000 so that he can open a special off shore investment account. It’s a no-brainer, man!
Had my Nigerian friend read it. He says it's not Nigerian. It's actually written in a form of English.
I know. Let’s hug and make up. Good of luck for tomorrow and hope you thrash Everton - can’t stand that Fat **** Sam or Rooney