Your avatar is how most girls appear to me when I'm drunk and in a club. Mine is how they look the morning after.
I like my avatar because it came from more innocent times and it shows how people underestimate us at their peril.
Go faster stripes eh? You devil. Remember fixing a spotlamp to my Jawa back in the 70s, badly. A small fire on a moving motorcycle is fun in a sweary, end of the world sort of way. I'm guessing Ian Mcshane never won anything so will also fail in the avatar stakes.
Yeah, like Ian McShane, it's not really working for me. The official Honda colour of my bike is Italian Red, and I think that's how it should stay. You'll see those stripes mysteriously disappear in the coming days, when I get around to it.
OK, it was a Top Gear question. They had a little disagreement between Evans and LeBlanc. Evans: X, Y, ZED, so Zebra. LeBlanc: X, Y, ZEE, so Zeebra. Did you know that in the odd UK school they teach the young kids ZEE instead of ZED.? Several reported cases of parents removing their kids, until they had assurances it would be corrected.
I live/work in an English school in Serbia - you'll be happy to know that I often shout at teachers "this is an ENGLISH school not a ****in' American school!"
I had some fun pretending to Americans that it was "zedbra". They were happy to see the back of me, to be honest.