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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Willhoops, Dec 26, 2019.

  1. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    Self taught pub guitarist? Sounds about right.
     
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  2. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    ****ing hell.
     
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  3. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    Has anyone done Associated board exams?
     
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  4. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    All I see is Hiag posting a picture about something he enjoys doing


    You know, like you enjoy eating pies

    Then loads of Jimmi Hendrix's bastard children start to get passively offended and try to dissect the man's Gig

    <laugh> every single time
     
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  5. pieguts

    pieguts Mentor

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    I skipped over a few of the Piskie / Haig exchanges but I didn’t really read anyone questioning his commitment, skill , ability etc?
    I merely challenged him on a comment about instrument choice, which he himself managed to contradict his own position on a number of occasions.

    PS, I’m not that keen on pies <laugh>
     
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  6. Stan

    Stan Stalker

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    Well it was a late entrant but congratulations to this thread for winning "****test, Dullest, Most Tedious Thread of 2019".

    The Politics thread seemed a dead cert until the last 10 pages of this thread came along.
     
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  7. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    HIAG gives up gigging on NYE so that he can spend time with his family and decides to argue with brb about where the apostrophe in you’re goes instead.

    Rock n Roll
     
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  8. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Geetar, yeehar, ride em cowboy, rootin tootin.

    Brokeback bunch a bitches.
     
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  9. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Hmmm...I always see it as a let's bring this **** down a peg or 2

    Hiag be like 'got a gig tonight'

    'oh yeah? What kinda guitar you using?

    'You wot? Un unbelievable! How can you use a 12 inch Rif raf on a 6 inch string ting ?'

    'Haha you're using a Yamaha Amp? Their ****...the cheapest commercial types...you should use a Blazi Blazi boom boom like Carlos Santana used in 1978, you ****ing Amateur'

    'Anyway, what time you set your gig up?'

    '7pm mate'

    '7pm??? Wtf!!!! Haha we used to start setting up 2 days before because like we're like you know...ermm better!'

    'what time does gig go on till?'

    'bowt 11pm'

    '11pm???wtf!! Haha ****in amateurs we used have to slip through the back doors and leave cardboard cut outs of ourselves on the stage coz like we were too good init'

    'So what you get paid mate?'

    '1500 shared between 5'

    '15 what???wtf!!! Haha we used to make 8k each per night...you **** ****s'

    'so this guitar of yours....can you upload a video of yourself playing Beethoven's 15th symphony using a 9 inch riff raff whilst on a 4cm motherboard with 7inch string tings?..if not you're a useless **** like, coz I could do that whilst having a box of Jaffa Cakes stuck up my arse'

    Yeah, yeah, yeah
     
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  10. Stan

    Stan Stalker

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    Thread just got better.
     
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  11. pieguts

    pieguts Mentor

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    As said, I skipped over a few of those exchanges. I know it started with Brb having a sly dig about his new guitar, which TBF looks pretty good to me, but I was enjoying the discussion around the quality of instruments. I disagree with HIAG and explained my reasons why I don’t think when starting out it matters too much what your using. HIAG has a different opinion which is fine, even if he’s wrong :grin: <whistle>
     
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  12. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    <laugh> stfu spurly

    I said we set up early in the day because we've got a big band with heaps of gear. Your boy got a bit insecure 'bout that and started being a cockend.
     
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  13. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    <laugh>haha, worth logging on just for this post<applause>
     
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  14. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Yeah funny post that. <laugh>
     
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  15. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Slurps just shotgunning his way into 2020 bucka bucka bucka bucka
     
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  16. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    I thought Spurlys case for the defence was a tad homoerotic but then where can you find a chopper pilot when someone needs one.
     
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  17. brb

    brb CR250

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    I actually wasn't having a sly dig at his new guitar, not that I care if that was thought. It's a nice looking guitar. I was being genuine in challenging him regarding his comments around beginners. He then tried to be a smart arse in the sense that his experience makes our points invalid. So basically I called him a snob. Then he attempted to go a step up and make his usual claims to fame that he's going to start setting up tutorials. Anyway a question was posed, I think at me and Piskie, I responded, to which he knowledged I knew what I was talking about. Although it didn't improve the situation much, in fact it made his boasting worse, he still thinks he could educate kids (ok, beginners), god help them is all I can say, especially if they don't have more than a hundred notes. I suppose they could always buy a cheap 12 string and turn it into a 6 <laugh>
     
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  18. <laugh>
     
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  19. ****ing hell!

    You still raging about an argument that I won hands down hours ago!
    <laugh>

    Talk about being rattled!
     
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  20. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    He showed you up as the insufferable pompous arsehole we know you are mate, just pretend it didn’t happen.:)
     
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