Bernie

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I hope for your sake Danger, that we aint on the same wave length. My mind is a very dangerous place to be.
 
How the hell does Bernie live. I cant see him with a job, house or anything. Imagine him shopping at Tesco's or something. Would he be his normal drunk self or would he be just like a normal person
 
Proud, you've discovered Bernies secret - Actually his real name is Reginald Bickerswhaite and he is an Urban Planner with the County Council - He adopts the persona of Bernie for football only. He did find creating the unique aroma a bit of a challenge but has settled on a complicated mix of urine, excretia and unusually Cov fan spit which is quite toxic - Reg, or should I say Berine extracts the Cov fan spit during dogging sessions in Coventry's parks <ok>
 
Fair play lads it is a new shirt, so it was quite clean! probable the one and only time this season!
He must shop at tesco's, because he usually as there bags wrapped around his wrists when i have seen him :emoticon-0175-drunk
 
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