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Berbatov Targetted?

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by beardface, May 31, 2011.

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  1. AH

    AH Active Member

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    Upside down, hanging off Tower Bridge, whilst doing your best Hoadie impression.
    And you have yourself a deal.
     
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    AH, May 31, 2011
  2. TheLittleGeordie

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    How bout we invite White Rose Tiger for some suggestions
     
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  3. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    I am willing to do everything you lot suggest if we sign Berbatov!
     
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  4. AH

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    I'd fear we'd only regret it.

    Gervinho - Leazes loses his penis
    Berb - Leazes loses his head
    Messi - Leazes loses his dignity, and the moral support of most, if not all, of his family and friends. We'll still be here for him obviously though.

    Since the Shola/Messi swap deal is practically imminent, I'd be worried.
    Surprised cwarr hasn't discovered this deal yet, since he's 'in the know'
     
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  5. Aldridge_Prior

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    Run bare-arsed down Grey Street with Not606 painted on your chest and back then use one of the resulting pics as you avatar for ever after?
     
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    Aldridge_Prior, May 31, 2011
  6. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    Happily.
     
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  7. AH

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    Not for personal reasons..... all in the name of science, obviously <ok> <whistle>


    But yeah, suppose we better talk football more...

    Berbatov! yes for me!
    Would you give him the no.9?
    etc etc
     
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  8. Agent Bruce

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    If he was a fan of Shearer's the #9 would make him happy.
     
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  9. Aldridge_Prior

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    It's written in the stars man!

    please log in to view this image
     
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  10. beardface

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    I imagine the #9 would have a lot of leverage in bringing him here. Like others have said, wages could be a problem - so lets offer him something that others cant. The chance to live out his childhood dream in his last few years at the very top level.

    <ok>!
     
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  11. AH

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    He looks so .... gay


    We offered someone else the chance to emulate their hero and he ****ed that up didn't he...

    Imagine if it happened, Berb would become a bigger Toon Hero than Amy...
     
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  12. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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    Hope he would treat it with more respect than the last dick did
     
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    Gutierrez's Right Boot, May 31, 2011
  13. TheLittleGeordie

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    Sadly if Barton's too old (apparently) then i can't see how Ashleys mind would work bringing in Berbatov.
    Still though, he's a good track record for being mental
    <party>
     
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    He seems to have lost the unibrow since then..

    Must wax/shave/whatever his eyebrows.... as AH said..gay!
     
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  15. Aldridge_Prior

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    Maybe we should offer it to Shola. We might actually get rid of the ****er then.
     
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  16. AH

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    Looks a lot more evil nowadays actually..
    Kinda reminds me of your main character turning evil whilst playing Fable...
     
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  17. Agent Bruce

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    As long as he scores goals I couldn't care less!
     
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  18. The Secret Ingredient

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    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner,Mike Ashley,Derek Lamebastard and one cup <whistle>
     
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  19. AH

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    Unless they were own goals, of course!
     
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  20. Aldridge_Prior

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    Would have to be a ****ing big cup to hold the contents of those last two's arses.

    Something like this maybe...
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