Benedict Arnold

That's what sun glasses were designed for. So the missus can't see who you are perving over.

 

Aye, but ah got arrested for trying to do that. Her boyfriend was none too pleased either.

 

It's a wonder ye don't come back from holiday all googly eyed, cos yer never actually looking in the direction her head is pointing.

 

He sounds like a right prude, with Mrs Gas ah wid nay mind as long as ye asked first.

 

But I don't want to put lotion on you

 

I ment on Mrs Gas

 

Man lotion on Mrs Gas it is then.

 

I'm happy you're not happy