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Bend The Knee to Mike

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  1. Heed

    Heed well known cheat

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    Yes, you "Bend The Knee to Mike".

    TWO Wins out of TWO.
    You may have noted, one whilst Rafa threw a Sickie....
    Proven once again his nous for the game, astute and saving his hard earned money for a rainy day.

    Now is not the time to get the Bedsheets out unless they need washing or you know someone with Six Fingers.
    You know it makes sense, rise up, rise up, and join 'Mikey's Army'.
    Stand alongside Men of Stature like Lee Charnley et al.

    All you have to do is Bend The Knee.

    HEED the words of the prophet if you don't, Mike has a long memory and he will get you.

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  2. Fork Handles

    Fork Handles Well-Known Member

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    Busy day at work?
     
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  3. Heed

    Heed well known cheat

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    No!

    Why?

    Will you not bend the knee?
     
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  4. englanddan

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    They can both do one!!
     
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  5. Heed

    Heed well known cheat

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    Who?
     
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  6. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    In the absence of the Fat Man himself, I am gently genuflecting in the general direction of the nearest Sports Direct outlet. After all, Mikey ain't that bad is he.....it could be worse, we could have Ellis Short in charge <laugh>
     
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  7. Heed

    Heed well known cheat

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    Absolutely spot on Dorts. <ok>

    Some fans don't realise how lucky they are to have Mike around when you look at old Shorty down the road.

    Remind me to thank BIg Baz for putting my mind straight.
     
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  8. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Big Baz should console himself that Shorty may get the mackems out of the Chumpionship at the very first attempt......

    ....I can see them playing in Division One next year <laugh>
     
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  9. Howe's about that then?

    Howe's about that then? Well-Known Member

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    Does that make him the king of the north?
     
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  10. Heed

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    In the absence of any viable alternative, it most certainly does.
     
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  11. Albert's Chip Shop

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    We should allbe grateful to mike.
     
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  12. JakartaToon

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    This.
     
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  13. JakartaToon

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    In the spirit of the confessional nature of this thread I would like to confess that I never stopped shopping in Sports Direct, I use my bed sheets only for sleeping on and I haven't reserved a coffin in the club colours. Does this make me a plastic?

    How about this one - the last team shirt I bought was a Man Utd one, earlier this year from their club shop.
     
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  14. General Lee Speaking

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    Are you thinking of bending 2 knees to Mike? You'll need to get in the queue behind Charnley though.
     
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  15. Delusional Full Stop

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    mike who?
     
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  16. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    I think we should all bend a knee to Mike.


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  17. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Hunt?
     
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  18. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    By them's old comics you've got that picture from Jim.
     
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    They weren't old when I got them...<laugh>
     
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    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    <laugh>
     
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