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  1. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    It's just not cricket.
     
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  2. KazakhToon

    KazakhToon Well-Known Member

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    some wicket puns on here lads
     
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  3. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    The latest from the court case is that Ben Stokes is asking what time tea is taken?
     
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    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    He's declared his innocence, however he's crossed the boundary of decency if you ask me. Fancy trying to kick a bouncer in the middle and leg, he'll put a different spin on it no doubt to swing the jury.
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Aug 10, 2018
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  5. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    This thread had me in creases. I’m still stumped as to why he did it.
     
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  6. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Stop now <yikes>
     
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  7. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Howzat?
     
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    The best form of defense is offense
     
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  9. JakartaToon

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    Knocking them for six is always better than having to run.
     
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    Where?

    You got me stumped.
     
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    Breaking news not guilty
     
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    Having read the trial reports I don”t understand Howzat.
     
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  13. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Stokes given not out? Wow, incredible, its like nothing really happened. What a waste of public money.
     
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    cronemeister Well-Known Member

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    Haven’t a ****ing clue what you’re all on about here like, will have to googlie it and ‘catch’ up!
     
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    Gordonthetoony Well-Known Member

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    After viewing the footage how can any jury say not guilty. He was wild and out of control. And his own barrister said Hales was the one who stamped on the lad yet he wasn't even charged. Jury must be cricket lovers .
     
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  16. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    The umpire judge instructed the Barmy Army jury to find him not guilty.
     
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