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Ben Arfa's career is over.

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by psycho, Jun 4, 2011.

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  1. ModernEpic

    ModernEpic Member

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    this was before he got mangled in America though, i wouldnt be surprised if he is facing a lengthly lay off and has decided to pack it in. At the same time though, I cant imagine any footballer packing in that career so soon. Last years break was the only main problem he has had. For now though I dont believe it, but it wouldnt surprise me. And if true, De Jong would need to watch his back
     
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    ModernEpic, Aug 8, 2011
  2. beardface

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    It's not true. This threads from ages ago. <ok>
     
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    beardface, Aug 8, 2011
  3. The Secret Ingredient

    The Secret Ingredient Well-Known Member

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    Psychos Epic Fail

    Ingredients

    1.the history of Newcastle Utd book
    2.parents spare room
    3.Hash (to give the illusion that you're hilarious other drugs will do but for best results use hash)
    4.massive pinch of salt
    5.lorry load of bullshit
    6.Computer
    7.internet connections


    Method
    lock the door (if no lock just use the chair under the handle..like you do when you **** off)
    smoke as much hash as it takes to give you the sensation of comedic genius
    read the history of Newcastle Utd book (as you'll be off your face you can interrupt this any which way you like)
    mix the salt and the bullshit
    smoke another joint
    turn on computer
    connect to the internet
    and serve
     
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    The Secret Ingredient, Aug 8, 2011
  4. ModernEpic

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    funny if you type "Ben Arfa Retire" into google this thread is the second thing to show up. Not even twitter shows. #bullshit



    edit: didnt even notice the date! who bumped this and fooled me so!?!?!?
     
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    ModernEpic, Aug 8, 2011
  5. G4rdToonArmy

    G4rdToonArmy Well-Known Member

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    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahah 3rd>14th
     
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    G4rdToonArmy, Oct 31, 2011
  6. Jonas' Dance Teacher

    Jonas' Dance Teacher Active Member

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    Benny will come back and help us be even more brilliant :D
     
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    Jonas' Dance Teacher, Oct 31, 2011
  7. 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE

    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    One of my favourite bumps ever!

    LOVE IT!
     
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    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE, Oct 31, 2011
  8. Protein Cheik

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    Why was this bumped! I almost shat myself with fear when I saw the title and first page. And then I noticed the date.
     
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    Protein Cheik, Oct 31, 2011
  9. Ba's Strawberry Syrup

    Ba's Strawberry Syrup Active Member

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    <laugh><ok> **** you psycho <rofl>
     
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    Ba's Strawberry Syrup, Oct 31, 2011
  10. I want curly hair too

    I want curly hair too Active Member

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    [video=youtube;F_XLmGf9vP8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_XLmGf9vP8[/video]

    <laugh>
     
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    I want curly hair too, Jan 9, 2012

  11. 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE

    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE Well-Known Member

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    Brilliant bump <laugh>
     
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    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE, Jan 9, 2012
  12. Arfa's Left Foot

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    I wish we had more players whose careers were over <laugh>
     
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    Arfa's Left Foot, Jan 9, 2012
  13. LeonBestIsMint

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    Failed thread although the bump is hilarious, welcome back from retirement Benny
     
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    LeonBestIsMint, Jan 9, 2012
  14. Ba's Strawberry Syrup

    Ba's Strawberry Syrup Active Member

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    <laugh> Again!
     
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    Ba's Strawberry Syrup, Jan 9, 2012
  15. Vuckic's Faces

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    <laugh> <laugh>!
     
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    Vuckic's Faces, Jan 9, 2012
  16. Tiote's Jockstrap

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    Watching the goal again I realised that he used his right foot once in the entire build up and that was the cut back just before he smashes it into the roof of the net! Just proves that you dont have to be great with both feet to be a successful dribbler although I am sure it opens up more attacking options.
     
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    Tiote's Jockstrap, Jan 9, 2012
  17. Jonas' Dance Teacher

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    Still can't believe we signed him lol. Been nearly 2 years, but still can't believe it.

    Some coup that was!
     
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    Jonas' Dance Teacher, Jan 9, 2012
  18. Paco Montoya

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    Great bump <laugh>

    Why did Ben Arfa sign for us?
     
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    Paco Montoya, Jan 9, 2012
  19. Jonas' Dance Teacher

    Jonas' Dance Teacher Active Member

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    Best team in the world :smiley-finger007:
     
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    Jonas' Dance Teacher, Jan 9, 2012
  20. Rafa's Championship Party

    Rafa's Championship Party Well-Known Member

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    He really is a bitter and twisted sad mackem twat.
     
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    Rafa's Championship Party, Jan 9, 2012
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