Mrs Masky just referred to Masky as a bell end! Masky is not the tightest spanner in the box, but is convinced to be named after a part of a beautiful musical thingy is surely a compliment, However she slammed the door and he noticed a tone about the way she said it! Now he’s not certain...any advice would be appreciated by Masky!
...I know where this is going BFB/BT, then take her from behind and introduce her to Roger eh? What a waste of 2 or 3 minutes!
What? Doing it 3 times? Slow down old fella. Look after your dicky ticker. Or your ticky dicker for that matter, you naughty boy.
Masky...just be nice. You probably were a bell end and the sooner you accept the reality the better. Now be nice and take her out to dinner and spoil her a bit. This is not Doris...this is your beloved and she deserves much for putting up with you for so long.
