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Off Topic Beholder of the matrix -a world of chaos

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Captainchaos., Nov 22, 2015.

  1. Style

    Style 'where is the love'

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    haha I'm still going somehow, did enjoy mugging of the predator.

    Not sure what I'm meant to with a concrete elephant big won't be on from 1pm tomorrow so will make my choices early.
     
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  2. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    Stick it in a bun and give it to Obi!!!
     
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  3. Captainchaos.

    Captainchaos. Well-Known Member

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    Bill sorry we lost ted he Melvined you first though
     
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  4. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    I'm not even going to dare ask for advice about what I could do with an old woman!!!
     
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  5. Style

    Style 'where is the love'

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    <laugh>
     
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  6. ValleyGraduate12

    ValleyGraduate12 Aberdude's Puppet
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    Is there a dead board or do we just post here? :)
     
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  7. Captainchaos.

    Captainchaos. Well-Known Member

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  9. Obi Wan

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    <laugh>
    Cnut!
    Like you need advice you filthy granny shagger. <laugh>
     
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  10. ValleyGraduate12

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    Found my matrix yet?
     
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  11. Obi Wan

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    I might have accidentally eaten it. Sorry.
     
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  12. ValleyGraduate12

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    Well you are a fat bastard by all accounts.
     
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  13. Captainchaos.

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    A final twist tonight

    Skeletor has used his special



    He was seen searching Indiana jones's boxers

    It appears he's fled with the matrix

     
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  14. Obi Wan

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    This truly is a good day for evil.

    I am deeply fulfilled by all that I do.

    hahaha hah hahaha hahaha
     
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  15. Obi Wan

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    You pathetic puny mortals disgust me.
     
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  16. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
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    Today I'll win this game the old fashioned way. The tried and true way. I'll cheat.
     
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  17. Obi Wan

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    GAME OVER. SKELETOR WINS!
     
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  18. Obi Wan

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    I take great pride in my work.

    Today, I marvel at my own greatness.

    I am a child of perpetual wonder.
     
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  19. Obi Wan

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    GAME OVER!

    SKELETOR WINS,

    GAME OVER!

    SKELETOR WINS!
     
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  20. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
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    I am the beholder of the matrix.

    I am the master of the universe.
     
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