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Off Topic Beholder of the matrix -a world of chaos

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Captainchaos., Nov 22, 2015.

  1. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    Well it looks like about half of us wont be here tomorrow. Good job we gave Chaos plenty to do today then!!!
     
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  2. Jerry should be on RHC
     
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  3. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Mitro has been at the Sage watching his daughter sing. It was utter ****e. Worst bit was they sang "so long farewell auf wiedersen goodbye" and then proceeded to torture us with another 2 songs. WTF. I did join in on the audience participation for singing in the rain, the missus wasn't amused.
     
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  4. Obi Wan

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    <laugh> then you have suffered enough. Consider my vote withdrawn.
     
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  5. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    You're right <ok>

    Should be:

    Musty 4 (Brb, Style, Tennis, Nev)
    Style 3 (Musty, Gerrez, Jakarta)
    RHC 3 (Valley, Tobes, Jerry)
    Biscan 1 (RHC)
    Tobes 1 (Astro)
    Neville 1 (DPP)
    Obi 1 (ACS)
    Gerrez 1 (Biscan)
    Mitro 1 (Obi)
     
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  6. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    <laugh>

    There must be some sort of dad rule against saying stuff like that. Yes, pet it was lovely - not, it was ****e!!
     
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  7. brb

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    Loving the detail G....something you want to tell us ;)
     
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  8. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I know you are meant to show up to these things once in a while but **** me they could condense them for the dads who have no interest
     
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  9. brb

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    right im off to bed....work in the morning...dont forget the branston pickle if your going to eat me :)
     
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  10. Obi Wan

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    <laugh>
    "The Proud Father"
     
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  11. Obi Wan

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    Actually, you sound like a right **** so perhaps we should vote for you. <laugh>
     
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  12. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Yeah sorry I mean, she had the voice of an angel, I was so proud blah blah. The missus knew, she said "you aren't coming to the next one are you?" No **** sherlock
     
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  13. Obi Wan

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    Fixed <ok>
     
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  14. A unknown picked on Biscan and then RHC. **** like that doesn't go unnoticed ;)
     
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  15. Captainchaos.

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    Okay troops im in and on the case

    Standby

    Nev seriously is that s genuine lynch vote itll save an hour
     
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  16. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    There was one mistake in it which was pointed out by Gerrez. The one below should be correct - and yes it is genuine <ok>

     
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  17. Captainchaos.

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    First action

    Oh my god musty has been fed to the lions

    His identity

    Ainsley harriot

    No more meal choices

    He did however take out two people at lunchtime

    Who? Check battle details which follow
     
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  18. Style

    Style 'where is the love'

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    Yay no more **** food.
     
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  19. Captainchaos.

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    Predator action

    He attacked Nolberto on his way to the desert, however failed in his attempt.
     
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