I'll grab your coat.......I tried to buy a bee from a petshop the other day. The owner said he didn't sell bees. I knew he was lying though because he had one in his shop window.
Yeah I had the same in my guttering 2 summers running. I panicked a little after having all the neighbours 'helpfully' knocking on my door to let me know. But after some research and seeing how all advice is to leave them, I did just that and they left me alone, buggering off late summer both years. They haven't come back this year.
Please don't be tempted to hurt them, bees are great, really effin important and generally have a **** time of it. You'll feel a warm glow if you just let them get on with living.
Wasps - different matter all together. Bastard things.
Leave them bee
The odd hornets' nests around here. Not many. Stay away, well away. They will pass you by unless you put them in a stress situation (i.e. approaching their nest).Wasps - different matter all together. Bastard things.
Leave them bee
Did they all head off to Hymers?Just make sure that they are not in fact tiny helicopters from a parallel universe painted black and yellow to fool us all.
You can't be too careful these days, why only yesterday I got punched by a ladybird...apparently there's a very nasty bug going around.
Or beehive?Beehave Skidby.![]()
The odd hornets' nests around here. Not many. Stay away, well away. They will pass you by unless you put them in a stress situation (i.e. approaching their nest).
We get them occasionally the sameSeem to have a swarm of bees in my guttering , there is always about 50 of them buzzing around the corner... I have been advised by a pest expert they are wood bees , and are harmless and are best left until they decide to clear off in the summer.... Anybody else had a similar problem ? And can confirm that will happen , I'm concerned he's just a lazy ****er who can't be arsed to come and one day I'm going to leave the house and be swarmed by killer bees ( maybe I should stop watching those films on sci-fi )
Kill them all. They **** everywhere uncontrollably and you try getting the ****ing stuff off your car without marring the paintwork.
**** at work sneaked three beehives behind his unit and they left the cars in a blanket of bee ****. Just set fire to the bastards.
Whilst I agree that wasps are utter bastards, I mean, they can sting you for no reason, and carry on stinging you if they want, they get some bad press.
They're not completely pointless as is often claimed.
They eat aphids.
Which you can get rid off with spray.
Wait, so yeah, they are utterly pointless vindictive ****s.
Seem to have a swarm of bees in my guttering , there is always about 50 of them buzzing around the corner... I have been advised by a pest expert they are wood bees , and are harmless and are best left until they decide to clear off in the summer.... Anybody else had a similar problem ? And can confirm that will happen , I'm concerned he's just a lazy ****er who can't be arsed to come and one day I'm going to leave the house and be swarmed by killer bees ( maybe I should stop watching those films on sci-fi )
Whilst I agree that wasps are utter bastards, I mean, they can sting you for no reason, and carry on stinging you if they want, they get some bad press.
They're not completely pointless as is often claimed.
They eat aphids.
Which you can get rid off with spray.
Wait, so yeah, they are utterly pointless vindictive ****s.