Beefy's corner- the place for off topic stuff

When the first season of Skins was on, people would tell me I looked like the Tony character every single day. I started watching it just to find out who he was. Turns out he played the kid in About a Boy.

 

Probably I'm surprised by how much I like it. I'd be disappointed but **** it, she's hot, good at music and a good person on top, I love her <3

 

I play American Football with a PHd student who looks like an aged version of him. I haven't told him that yet though.

Apparently she was going out with some kid who's 3 years younger than her in the not so distant past.

 

Lucky you! I know many a girl that likes a bit of Nicholas Hoult (He's the Beast in X-men first class too). I don't think too many girls are into men that look like Ellie Goulding though. Maybe some lesbians.

 

I'm only 2 years younger, so, sorted!

 

If you wouldn't mind pointing them in my direction, that'd be great.

Logic dictates you go for bisexuals then. You could have many a threesome.

 

Not sure that would be the only criteria but at least you're enthusiastic. Is Laura old news now or is there some elaborate plot of a three way being devised.

 

According to the Jonathan Ross show, as of about week or two ago, she's currently in a relationship, sorry.

 

Carly Rae Jepsen is 26 years old, and finished third in Canadian Idol in 2007. I know, it blew my mind too.

 

Laura is still #1 because Taylor's accent would get on my nackers. But a threesome would be it, I might as well kill myself when it's done because life could only go downhill from there.

I'm quite confident he's nothing compared to me.

 

I could try pointing them in the direction of a football forum, but I don't think they'd be rushing on here I'm afraid.

Logic must be wrong,...unless my girlfriend is a lesbian. Hmmm. Although that could work in my favor regarding the MFF threesome. Worth a try at least. I'll go to a Ellie Goulding concert or two and see how I get on.

 

Makes perfect sense. Does anyone know anyone that has actually had a threesome or is it just a porn myth?

 

Well the new Skyrim dlc trailer has cheered me up a lil.

 

Yeah I do. A female bisexual friend of mine. This couple invited her round their place and, yeah, I got to hear a hot story.

I also know a guy who had the wrong kind of threesome (MMF) but that's nowhere near as cool.

 

So it is possible then. I need to be friends with more bisexual girls.

 

Ultimate threesome's anyone?

Mine would probably involve Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and Megan Fox. The sex appeal from those two would probably finish me off one way or another

 

Apparently I'm a "Swiftie". That's who I am <3

 

Had a threesome once(two girls), but was drunk as ****. So hardly remember much, was with my gf at the time who was bi and her mate.

Fantasy threesome has to be michelle keegan and gemma atkinson.

 

Such a tough question. I could simply name the two celebrities I'd most like to nail, but then I wouldn't be taking into consideration the chemistry between them, and whether they'd be good in a threesome situation. For example, my biggest celebrity crush is probably Hayley Williams, but she's the innocent Christian type, and I don't think she'd excel in this situation. That's why Megan Fox is a good choice: she's nothing more than a sex icon and she seems like the type who would be quite into this sort of thing. She's probably done it before, and apparently she is bisexual.

However, she's not really my type so I'd probably go for the slightly classier Mila Kunis - smoking hot, seems like the adventurous type, and well we've all seen that scene in Black Swan. Speaking of which, an obvious choice of a partner would be Natalie Portman. They had a great chemistry in that film, and they already know each other which would lower the chances of any awkwardness. However, she does seem a little quiet and reserved, which of course could mean that she's actually a demon in the sack, but could also mean that she's simply not all that fun.

It's probably wise to think of celebrities who are known bisexuals. Amber Heard definitely is, and she's very attractive as well. And intelligent. Also I've heard Ellen Page swings both ways. Angelina Jolie apparently is, and she's pretty hot, but she's kind of a bitch. Rihanna seems like she'd be up for pretty much anything and definitely isn't lacking the confidence. Basically it's very hard to pick a good combination.

But I could be over-thinking it.

 

Threesome: Me, chocolate and icecream. (only because Fonte is an impossible dream).