Beefy's Corner - The Off-Topic Chat Thread

Won't say where as in location ,but work for a Big Telephone company ..........

 

Had a similar case at were I work the area manager got fired for something very dodgy involving customers. I can't say anymore tho .

 

Tonight I rediscovered wet shaving. Needless to say, my face is burning like hell right now...

 

Well undiscover it, GBS. The longer you leave off shaving the less you'll have to do when you finally get down to it. All shaving stimulates hair follicles, in my opinion.

 

Thought that was a myth I needed the shave tbh, my skin was starting to get seriously irritated from certain sections of the beard...

 

It is, but it seems to have some credit. I started shaving at 16 because there were a few wisps that could have been left and I have to shave once a day minimum. My mate left it for years and barely needs to shave more than twice a week, and he's now 62.

 

Had a wet shave at a barbers once, he used a cut throat razor. I was ok until he slammed the blade into his leg and left it hanging there. He told me it was fine as it was a wooden leg, still didn't help my nerves tho.

 

I don't shave that often really. Again probably started at about 15/16, and even when I did shave, it was only because my Head of Year at school kept threatening me with detention if I didn't. That was usually every week or two.

 

Aloe Vera after shave cooling balm! I know it sounds a bit "modern man" but it is the shizzle! No burning at all.

 

So if I shave a lot, I'll finally be able to grow a beard?! :O

 

I have been told that it's a myth, but I don't have a scientific explanation either way. Might as well rub a razor against your hairless face for a while and see if something sprouts.

 

Would rubbing Rogaine on my face help?

 

Who knows? Worth a try. Steroids as well. All the steroids. Can't be choosy about this.

 

Might just take up cocaine. At least even if I don't have a beard, I'll be cool anyway.

 

MAN JAILED FOR SPRINKLING PUBIC HAIRS ON CURRY

Well that's a new one.

 

Cocaine makes people soooo annoying.

 

What kind of an idiot doesn't finish a delicious lamb bhuna?!

Oh, and the pubes thing is silly too.

 

The film is from 1994 she is only about 12 and plays the part of an orphan who is looked after by a hitman.... Good film is definitely worth a worth

 

I saw that film with my then American girlfriend. Was a bit odd.

 

Why the hell have Hampshire not gone for a 4th batting bonus point? Ervine has a strike rate of 36 - pathetic. We are only 4 wickets down - we should have smeared the Kent bowling all over the place.