Beefy's Corner - The Off-Topic Chat Thread

I'm worse than most due to, er, medical reasons.

 

Fixed for you

 

I'm good at wrapping. Does that mean I want to have sex with men?

 

Haven't a clue do you?

 

It depends what you're good at wrapping.

 

It is the one with all the pies yes. So many pies. I expected something to happen having seen everyone lose their mind since it aired, but so many pies all at once was a surprise. Enjoyed the episode though, I think, no I definitely did. It just takes some recovering afterwards!

 

*cough* Brown paper bag; Sellotape; fold over the top of the bag, fasten with Sellotape. Done.

What's wrong with that.

 

Never had that urge no. So I'm just breaking all the rules tonight.

Presents? I can do those ribbon/bow things and everything.

 

Yep a gay mate of mine wraps presents for a living. I can't wrap presents to save my life but the way he does it is mad.

 

Cut square of wrapping paper, drape it over gift, turns out it's slightly too small, never mind, hold in place with one hand while ripping off some Sellotape with other hand and teeth, Sellotape sticks to itself, mash it onto the gift anyway, wrapping paper rips, throw gift across room, assume foetal position on floor, cry.

 

Come on, even I can wrap a present, and I'm probably the most cack-handed person on this planet.

 

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Well I was mainly refering to wraping people's items and also using tills. That would be horrible.

 

There's a difference in being able to wrap and being able and being able to wrap properly.

 

Tills are a piece of piss.

 

I do it bloody well, let me tell you.

 

Until you've done the refunds, passed onto the sales and the customer finds another thing they want to refund without a receipt, then finds the receipt after you've printed a credit note, then waits till you've undone the whole transaction and repeated it, then decides they may keep the shirt after all, then finds the car park ticket....do you get the picture?

 

well that was a day !!!! senior manager showed up in announced , our semi senior manager was there , our semi asked to see us all and we expected to be shut down or put on a5 day week . Our semi said our manager had been dismissed with immediate effect and escorted off the building ........hell of a way to start my 12 day break.

 

Maybe, but I reckon something would go wrong, then I'd start getting more and more stressed as the customers start getting more and more pissed off. Fun times.

 

What the ****. Where do you work?!