Beefy's Corner - The Off-Topic Chat Thread

Basically FIFA have ****ed up and won't admit it.

 

Moths are twats.

 

Not sure how?

Come end of season '21, finish as normal. Start again maybe a week or 2 earlier in August, play through to say boxing day (finish off CL group stages). World Cup runs from mid Jan - mid Feb, leagues start again late Feb/beginning of March and runs until early June. Then no summer tournament so players get similar amount of rest anyway.

 

Can't stand them. On a similar note, had the window open at the weekend - wasn't that hot.

Sat downstairs for ten minutes and the room was filled with flying midgey things. I had to spray them all and then bring the hoover out.

Literally an infestation.

 

So are ants.

 

Anyway with my Adam Banana Illuminati conspiracy hat on, I think that the Euro elite leagues want it to be moved to the winter so they can challenge it in court and further undermine international football

 

The fact that I'm quite stressed right now is not helping matters. As someone off my course said on Facebook, three exams in 51 hours will be the death of me.

 

They don't fly around in your face while you're trying to revise

 

That's nice of them.

 

No but they get everywhere. I found a whole bunch of them in my lounge the other day and I have absolutely no idea how they got there!

 

Or all withdraw from FIFA , screwing up Sepp Blatter and his chums. That would be great to see him and the rest of the dodgy FIFA people with out a job.

 

Not of me personally, of him and no doubt everyone in general. I don't think it was aimed at me personally, although at the rate these exams are going for me he wouldn't be far off...

 

Michael Laudrup has resigned. Allegedly. At the very least he is having "showdown talks" with the Swansea board.

 

We've got them out in our convervatory-type room. They can't get in the house, so it doesn't bother me.

 

Oh dear. Looks like it will be a 3rd manager in 3 seasons for them.

 

A brief look at a Swansea forum shows extreme pessimism and almost resignation to the loss of Laudrup this summer.

 

Periera ment be favorite for Everton job.

 

If the unthinkable was to happen and Pochettino was to leave, I'd bloody love it if we got Laudrup.

 

Blimey mate, you keep on steaming in with those biggies. I take it Suarez has signed for Real Madrid, because in the ordinary internet he's saying it's a good time to move, especially after the tough treatment he's received in England: http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22725415

Which I find hilarious, considering he brought 90% onto himself by his own behaviour.

EDIT: Actually, let me correct myself. Make that 100%.

 

You read my mind.