Beefy's Corner.......For all off Topic threads

Implying you've smelt your used tampon?

 

I'm not stalking her page! With the mini-feed and the main feed combined (particularly the mini-feed), it's almost impossible not to find out more than you'd generally need to know about your friends on Facebook. Technically, I didn't actually leave my home page. Though I do think being able to read people's posts on other people's walls who you're not even friends with on your mini feed is a bit weird but blame Mr. Zuckerberg for that one.

And why would she come across as into me? It's only been just over a week so I doubt she'd come across like she's into anyone atm.

 

Walking Dead Season 3 restarts on Friday

 

There was a double episode on Sunday though.

 

the newest episode is already available online

 

I'll just wait until Friday

 

Next in the decline of human race:

Picture appears of naked man with Cadbury's Creme Egg inserted into his anus.

 

Got rejected for another library assistant job today, not even getting an interview. Apparently applying for a part-time job in which the role consisted of checking out books, putting books on shelves and ordering books in from other libraries was far too ambitious of me. Yes I've never worked in a library before but I've worked in a customer service type role and all it would take is half an hour or so to explain the computer system. Le sigh.

 

Aw man, I love Creme Eggs. I'll never look at them the same way again

 

The Dorner shoot out is ****ed up.

 

Tried to see whether I could drastically reduce the time it took me to do this by killing one prey animal, reanimating it, and hoping that it killed others. As it turns out, a reanimated goat is every bit as useless in battle as one might expect.

Must say, conjuration levels hellishly fast. Levels even faster if you kill something with a bound sword, reanimate it, and then kill it again.

 

****ing half an hour of hold music this early in the morning, **** that.

 

What was that about?

 

Waking up to make an important phonecall and getting stuck listening to stupid hold music for half an hour. Angered me.

 

Haha, in the quest for the College of Winterhold where you have to fight those weird Magic Anomalies who are attacking the townsfolk, it's a common occurrence for them to kill a chicken, and then Arniel Gane will reanimate said chicken. I've never laughed harder than when I saw some glowing chicken chasing the Anomalies around.

Yeah, I'm leveling my conjuration stupidly fast as well. Also alteration levels really fast when you use Stoneflesh.

 

The good news keeps coming: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-21439945

 

So is Skyrim like Red Dead Redemption, but you're a wizard?

 

Only if you're ****. A badass with a ****off huge sword if you play it right.

 

It's quite the predicament in't it! Apply for graduate level jobs and you need experience...(or even if you don't someone with experience get's the job before you). If you apply for a lower level job, just to get a job/money, they don't want to hire you because you are 'overqualified' and they think you're only in it for the short term. Can't win!

 

I find bows and knives to be the most satisfying weapons, as long as you have all the perks and armour that can raise sneak criticals to x30. There's nothing quite like sneak-killing a dragon with a dagger.