Beefy's Corner.......For all off Topic threads

Yeah, centaurs look terrifying but then you realize all they're going to do is crawl slowly towards you and spit at you. Cazadors are horrifyingly fast, but they're not so scary once you've crippled their wings.

By the way, THESE EXIST:

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Woahhh ain't nobody got time for that. **** needs wiping out.

First time I saw a Centaur was horrible though. I was chipping my way through a load of Bloatflies or some ****, was still noise going on around me so I turned around expecting to come face to face with another ****ty Bloatfly but ended up staring straight back at a centaur which made me want to cry. I ran and ran

 

Let's be honest, even bloatflies would be terrifying in real life. A centaur would inspire many a heart attack.

 

Big man hunt going on in America for an ex-policeman and sharpshooter who is on the run after killing 2 people and has threatened to kill policemen. One of the people killed was the daughter of the man who defended him when he was thrown out of the police force. Already wounded a couple of other policeman. Meanwhile, another police officer shot two women delivering newspapers because they had the same type of vehicle as the fugitive!!!

 

If he is caught and convicted he's going to end up in a cell on death row.

 

I saw this on abc news last night. They showed the vehicle riddled in bullet holes, but strangely glossed over the fact that cops had shot innocents.

 

Australia ladies all out for 147 in the super sixes. Typical England then tried to throw it away and lost 6 wickets. Now 88-6 with plenty of time...still possible.

 

Are the chicks fit?

 

Not anymore. 114-9.

 

126-9. 22 needed from 42 balls...

 

Two dodgy lbw decisions...India shouldn't be allowed to hold major events until they introduce DRS. Luckily this isn't a knock out (is it?).

 

No it's the super 6 stage. And 130-9 now.

 

136-9. Surely England can't pull this off...

 

England 145-9. 3 runs to win!

 

Only 3 runs needed but all out now. What a shame.

 

Oh dear. So close!

 

Following the shock of finding Horse meat in their Beef Lasagne .

Findus foods have now admitted it's fish don't actually have fingers..........

 

The good news is that Fergie has been punished for his comments about the linesman in the Tottenham game. The bad news is he's only been fined 12k.

 

Adam has been hanging around with Danny Fox too much...

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A lovely bod ruined.