FFS dodn't tell TrevNev where you live, he'll try and start guessing where you work, what your hobbies are and if you have kids.
Yes, dodn't tell him **** all. That's why I dodn't tell him where I live either. He dodn't like that one bit.
I once killed a kitten by lamping it flat with a door transom which was about 4 foot long and 8x2. Our cat had not long had kittens and one morning one of them was lifeless so I put it in a carrier bag, put it under the seat of the van and forgot about it. At dinnertime I went to the van and grabbed my lunchbox and threw the bag/kitten on the front seat and forgot about it again. At the end of the day I hopped in the van and could hear a pitiful mewing noise coming out the bag, so I opened it up and there was the kitten with his eyes barely open but the thing was breathing, so in my infinite wisdom I decided to put him out of his misery by flattening him to resemble a thick crust pizza, as I thought he'd been suffering all day. Turns out when I was in the pub recounting my tale to a friend who's a big cat lover, she informed me that sometimes cats go into a sort of stasis like coma if their body needs to shut down for whatever reason and that she had brought a cat back from the 'dead' before by holding its mouth open and blowing oxygen in, sort of mouth to mouth resuscitation, the kitten was in a loosely tied bag in the sun all afternoon so that must have brought him back round. I was mortified by what I'd done because I like cats and felt really guilty having used up the other 8 of its lives with one hefty swing of the 8x2. I never told the missus.
And if you haven't seen this then I'd advise you do, ****ing hilarious how much this Geordie hates squirrels. He's fully licensed and on a one man mission to eradicate the species. He loves it. [video=youtube;JcCGqwQWCGA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcCGqwQWCGA[/video]
Nah it's a different bloke, they call him 'The Verminator' http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcCGqwQWCGA
Just had a look and it is the same bloke http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2009/may/29/grey-squirrel-hunter-pie-demand
