Beaches

The little Englanders appear to be going doolally after the lockdown relaxation.

Now, I love going to beaches myself but dearie me, let's all rub up against other and transmit god only knows what and bring on the second wave, and I'm not talking about the sea.

The same will probably happen in Scotland come 15th July no doubt.

Bleedin idiots.

 

Looking at the Peaches?

 

This is a tune.

I got tickets to see POTUSA and invited a young lady friend (not that young) to join me, she was over-joyed and fizzing at the clopper for some post-gig Grove action (maybe). Chatting to a mate at work who said he'd really enjoyed the gig and I did a double take and exclaimed that he must have made some mistake as the show wasn't until the week after.

Sadly it was I who made the mistake. I never got to see the Presidents of the United States of America and never got into the knickers of the young lady friend either. Double-whammy. True story.

 

There’s a little “country park” near me, walked the dogs round it once, took all of 5 minutes i.e. not very big. Today the car park is full and people are parked along the road on the grass verge. Hardly ever used to see anyone there. People have gone weird.

 

Guy walking about the beach in Nairn exposing himself to others. Fûck sake ER, that’s the beach my nephew takes his kids to!!!

 

The freedom has gone to their heads.

 

Didn't know Aberdeen was in Nairn.

Learn something new every day.

 

My family used to live in Nairn right next to the beach after I’d left the nest but used to visit often.

 

It’s not a million miles away. Dafty.

my nephew used to live right beside the wee marina. Harbour Road. He has a big posh house a wee bit further from the beach now, right beside the schools. Beautiful wee place.

 

Glasgow’s not a million miles away from Edinburgh. Are all glaswegians gay as ****?

Actually don't answer, we know they are.

 

Die in a fire. Cûnt.

 

No, people have gone "new normal" with all its attendant mass hysteria. It's us normal people that are now weird, we look at all that's going on and think WTF.

 

Uncensored

No nudity in that at all.

 

I don't know nor care what that is.

 

I think it's a doughnut or a meringue?

 

What did the Mexican fireman name his two sons..................

 

Hose a and hose b