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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ron, Feb 28, 2011.

  1. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    gotta agree with ya and my licence expires the 20th feb 2018 <laugh>
     
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  2. RinoGattuso

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    avast! is the dugs dangly bits. <ok>
     
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  3. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    I'm already wearing 2 condoms. Will that be enough?
     
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  4. Ron

    Ron Well-Known Member
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    Which port were you thinking of using Squiggler? <yikes>
     
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  5. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Zeebrugge.
     
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  6. Ron

    Ron Well-Known Member
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    Ferry vunny.
     
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  7. The Ginger Marks

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    Sure fire, 100% way to never get windows defender virus <ok>

    Just follow these tips.

    1) Take any computer with Microsoft windows on and throw in a bath of hot water
    2) Break open piggy bank/ slush fund/ rainy day money
    3) Buy an Apple Mac computer
    4) Job done

    Hope this was helpful <ok>
     
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  8. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    everyone knows macs are for queers <ok>
     
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  9. The Ginger Marks

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    Especially when draped across the knees in the cinema, how may times have you experienced a tickley running feeling on the back of your neck in the cinema?

    That'll be me then <laugh>
     
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  10. John Smith

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    That's why he has a penchant for Big ones...
     
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