"Before I met you I was considered quite a catch" said my wife.
"What, by the dog warden" I replied
What's the two things you never want to hear when having blindfolded sex?
"To me Barry"
"To you Paul
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Just found out my wife's allergic to dairy products.
She got trampled by a herd of cows
"What, by the dog warden" I replied
What's the two things you never want to hear when having blindfolded sex?
"To me Barry"
"To you Paul
]
Just found out my wife's allergic to dairy products.
She got trampled by a herd of cows