Be careful what you wish for

..... but the Jock, being cleverer (genetically proved ), wouldn't mind as he's be having surreptitious sips from his hip flask!

 

Good point.....

 

Yes, during the Fulham meet up. Shaks was sober for 21 minutes

 

Liar

 

...I thought Elland was Chesh...............

 

Easy mistake to make.

 

Feck off.... I was sober then, you could have introduced us properly

 

A man suffers a terrible industrial accident....he wakes up in hospital looking at a surgeon...who tells him he is lucky his company has private heath insurance...and he now has control of £50,000
The doc then gives the sobering news....£50k may seem a lot he says but for that we can only do so much...we can save almost all your penis but not your testicles...OR we can restore about half your penis and both your testicles...NHS won't supply funds unttil it's too late...and we have to know your decision NOW

The man is in shock...his wife sits beside him and he asks for a moment...the doc says OK, but I need a decision in 5 MINUTES

...

5 mins later the doc bursts into the room and demands an answer...

The man meekly says "We're getting a new kitchen..."

 

Not when he was woooofing down a full english...

 

Love it Poly, good joke......

 

If he had done the same he wouldnt have got banged up at 3.45.
The rest as they say is history.