Batman, **** that.

Exactly, if I was wanting lunch, I would have asked her to cook me something!

 

dog fried rice.

haw monaco, what do work as?

 

I see what you did there! She is good looking enough, and she does let me shave her minge, which is always a bonus. It is amazing how many strange shapes you can make if you are in charge of the razor.

 

I was bond trading, then went into financial advising, but at the moment, I'm not doing too much, trying to do a couple of deals here and there though.

 

Ever make it the shape of a bus stop boaby?

That would be a Freudian minefield

 

Monaco, have you ever been married?

 

Nope, can you not guess?

 

Isny a wummin out there who can catch the monacoger

 

I'm betting there's no one who wants to be caught by him

 

I've got 6 lights

 

Nah, he's living the life. When rest of us got married he ****ed off out of it to be a banker in Monaco. All the cash, coke, and wimmin he could handle, while raping the financial industry.

I live my life vicariously through him now.

 

You'd give up what you've had for all that?

 

Too ****in right.

 

Don't believe ye.

 

It isn't quite like that these days, but about 4 years ago...

 

Keep on keeping on living my dream

 

Don't get me wrong, it is still good, just not as good as it was!

 

Is that coz you're fat now?

 

I'll never be fat, the problem is, my wallet isn't fat either!