TC broke down....`I in love with BillyBlob! I can`t hide it any more,i`m a closet Jock,not only that....i kind of like Leeds United,the fans have been good to me` Bates screams at TC,` Traitor,you are my defence,is it worth 250k to clear me?`
As tears stream down the face of TC, he mutters to Bates 'Have you 250,000 back, I'd rather be poor, and support my beloved Leeds and my boaby-wobey. The court is in uproar, Bates has lost lost his defence councel, and needs to instruct another one quickly. Bates jumps up and down, I would like to introduce my new defence councel ....
Who promptly said " This is a no win no fee" defence. My client is hard up and might require legal aids Bates quietly started to sob and shouted ....
As lord mawhinney entered the courtroom, one of the jury who cannot be named for legal reasons (but Youll-Never-Beat-Him) pulls out a pistol and ....
Bates was always a robbing Bastard! It was a relitavely similar price to watch Div 4 Oldham as it was to watch the Filth that should not be named when he was here. Money grabbing Bastard! Was Thirty odd quid to sit in your away end with the Nazi stewards. Disgusting. Shoot him through the face for crimes against Football.
Right,ahem,where were we courtroom? says Pags trying to cool things down,Tykes and Cackney Wonkers are a volatile mixture? Mr Bates why don`t you just plead guilty to all the charges you know are true?Just say it and we`ll execute Clowntime instead,what do you say Bates you southern prick?
There's some online copies of his old programme notes from his Oldham days. Still spouting the same **** now as he was then. In house radio station, jacked up prices, bad relations with independent supporters groups, set up a members club. Typical fascist tactics which he's used everywhere he goes.
Yonner, approaches the bench, Maam I represent the interests of Oldham Athletic, and I will like you to view this dossier of papers of when bates was in charge of us. Judge Pags glanced through the papers, agreed with Yonner and added a further 631 charges to the already 63589 charges bought against him. Lord Mawhinney, (bates's new defense counsel) gets off his chair, yelling, this is a farce, I want to call my next witness Mick McCarthy....
http://www.not606.com/showthread.php/76494-Bates?p=1093721&viewfull=1#post1093721 ^^ Links to Oldham notes ^^
