The Honorable lion....is ****ing correct.....i dont like him and he can go to the end of the earth it wont be too far!! I want public flogging outside Harvey Nic´s
Mr Bates,would i be right in saying that you would hold your own execution at Elland Road in the centre circle?That you would charge Premiership prices for a championship hanging? Please answer Mr Bates....said LG `I would yes,a full house would be a certainty!`asserted Bates glaring at LG You are a thieving twat Mr Bates,no more questions me Lord
Suddenly Neil Kilkenny enters the room, 'Bates, you Bastard' he screams'. 'I never wanted to leave Leeds', 'And you made me join brizzle' he sobs. 'Why' he exclaims, 'Tell me why'.... He breaks down, falls to his knees. The Leeds utd impatial jury service feel sorry for Kilkenny, and invite him to the bench. He picks himself up from the floor, and in a crab like motion moves (SIDEWAYS) onto the bench.
Bates looks at Kilkenny and replies "Sorry Neil, we wanted to keep you here, but we both know you are far too good for this little club - hopefully you will improve now that you are at a proper football club" Bitfatgob stands up "Och aye dunno Bates" he yells out (covering the row in front with the donut he was chewing on) "get de fook ye fooking ***geeet lerving preeek - Leeds are wey beeger than wee Brissy Rovers" Judge Nora orders Bigfatgob to refrain from eating in court, and explains to him that it is Bristol City that Kilkenny has gone to and not Rovers. Red-faced (and haired) Bigfatgob sulks back to his seat and manages to sneak a Haggis into his mouth.
I see Ken Bates has once again made Leeds look bad. He should of just ignore Neil Kilkenny. As the chairman its not up to him to talk about the players in public, leave it to the manager. How he treated Kasper when he left and now Kilkenny is unacceptable, neither players deserves that. He sold Max on the cheap aswell. Im not wumming or anything but Leeds are going nowhere with Ken Bates is charge. You wont get promoted again until you get rid of him. He makes Leeds look bad with his contract slandering of players and even the clubs own fans. You lot need to push him out and fast or you may end up back in league 1
Bates rises up and screams to Judge Pags `My Lord i demand to bring in my surprise witness,he `s called the Spelling Policeman!` `Why? defendant Bates` `Because no-one can spell in my defence and they drink flat beer and eat jellied eels and the prosecution are all morons` `What do you expect me to do Mr Bates?` A cry came from the gallery......as the Spelling policeman entered the witness box
Most of us recognize that. The rest have a huge stock of snake oil in their pantry or medicine cabinet, or maybe even both.
Give bates a knighthood, he deserves it for keeping leeds in the lower leagues.....ALL SAY AYE.................AYE..
`Order in the court``order,order` screams that Judge Rachael(Pags) Geezer,you went too far this time,out of this court-room...NOW!...we lost to the scummers...just go!
TC leapt to his feet with tears in his eyes, Judge Pags, I cant live a lie anymore, I need to come clean, I am overwhelmingly in love with ....
