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Off Topic Banning Islam.

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  1. QWOP

    QWOP Well-Known Member

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    Bill O'Reilly thinks it is a daft idea for the Donald to even come up with the idea. I will leave it at that!
     
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  2. Brian Storm

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  4. Brian Storm

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    <laugh>

    I knew it wouldn't be shlong before the word play started
     

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  5. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Fixed.
     
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  6. Charley Farley

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    I am one of those who think all religions are a load of ****e.

    The Big Bang has lots of questions to yet be answered but all the miscellaneous gods have a bigger question.
    Just take the main God.
    Who made him.
    Where did he come from.
    Who made the person/thing that made the person/thing that made God and so on.

    Is God in charge of the Earth or is he the boss of all the universes.

    On the muzzy subject.
    It's often quoted that only a tiny percentage are terrorists but after Charlie Hebdo more than 30 percent of muzzies in the UK supported the atrocity.
    When just a handful has brought Brussels to a halt and caused all the deaths and damage, what are we doing importing as many as possible into the UK.
    IS are following Islam in its true form.
    There may be more Christians than muzzies in the world but the muzzies are motivated and many are fanatical. The Christians are mainly softies now plus many of them support the muzzies. Even the LGMBT lot are welcoming them in and just can't get enough of them. Will they be killed in high places.

    I like bible stories and films such as Ben Hur and generally think the Christian way is (now) the best for civilisation as it has mainly came through the violence that the medieval muzzies are still mired in. I know some Christian violence still is about as in Northern Ireland but it may be at least a 1000 years before muzzies become civilised.

    When I go I won't be sitting on a cloud singing Kumbiya for all of eternity, I'll rot in the ground and be worm food.

    Happy Easter.
     
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  7. Brian Storm

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    It's almost certain the big bang created us, but what created the Molecules which collided to create the reaction? For all we know we're a child's school project.
     
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  8. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    For me, we are all the result of some big blackhole having a humongous **** once and we all came out, the universe in it's eternity. Some bugger claimed then that as they were first out then they must be god, then an argument started and the rest is reality and history..
     
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  9. MrRAWhite

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    Makes more sense than either the Bible or Quran..<laugh>
     
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  10. rooch 3

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    What's his name, Tiny, <laugh>
     
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  11. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Alan.
     
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  12. MrRAWhite

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  13. rooch 3

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    Never pictured Tel with a Tash <laugh>
     
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  14. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    It was Movember. Alan was just a puppy then.
     
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  15. rooch 3

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    Silly question Tel but how bigs the ****ing Poo bag. <laugh>
     
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  16. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Have you seen those bin liners you put in wheelie bins?
     
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  17. rooch 3

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    Seen one, been in one but that's another story still got orange peel stuck in my teeth.<laugh>
     
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  18. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I never knew you were from Merseyside pal.
     
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    <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  20. Woody

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    One of the amusing things about the islamic belief that if they die as a martyr they will be given 72 virgins and sit on the right hand side of their Allah is that this would apparently be for ever. Now has any of them thought about how long forever is...even 72 no longer virgins would be boring after the trillionth time, especially as they aren't expecting to talk much, and to sit down next to this deity while you're doing it seems a bit like voyeurism from him up there. What if it was a her not a him....that would put them off their stroke.
     
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