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Banana's Beard Emporium - The Off-Topic Chat Thread

Discussion in 'Southampton' started by TheSecondStain, Jun 21, 2014.

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  1. - Doing The Lambert Walk

    - Doing The Lambert Walk Well-Known Member

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    So a job was just emailed to me... Assistant in Ann Summers. This is my calling.
     
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    - Doing The Lambert Walk, Jun 29, 2014
  2. Le Tissier's Laces

    Le Tissier's Laces Well-Known Member

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    Do it DTLW. For all of us!
     
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  3. Dan

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    I'm a ****ing moron and just sprayed nasal spray into my eye. If I die then none of you are invited to the funeral.
     
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  4. AberdeenSaint

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    At 01:52 AM ? Your realisation this morning that that was a drunken fantasy must be crushing.
     
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    AberdeenSaint, Jun 29, 2014
  5. Clem Fandango

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    I saw Metallica before, back in the day. I used to be a big fan. I must remember to watch Glastonbury on catch up.
     
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    Clem Fandango, Jun 29, 2014
  6. - Doing The Lambert Walk

    - Doing The Lambert Walk Well-Known Member

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    I checked the email inbox and it was genuine. :emoticon-0152-heart
     
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  7. AberdeenSaint

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    Yippee - what qualifications do you need ?
     
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    The ability to always offer a lady at least one size down from her real underwear size if its panties, or one size up if its for boobie wear
     
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    fatletiss, Jun 29, 2014
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    an expertise in dildos
     
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  10. AberdeenSaint

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    There `s athletics on on BBC, and there is a walking race on. That`s just wrong isn`t it ?
     
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    Negative stuff in every thread apart from this one. May have to stay in here.
     
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  12. TheSecondStain

    TheSecondStain Needs an early night

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    What's this..? Assistant editor of their online catalogue..? :)
     
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  13. - Doing The Lambert Walk

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    Westfield being evacuated due to fears of a bomb in an abandoned suitcase.


    please log in to view this image
     
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  14. TheSecondStain

    TheSecondStain Needs an early night

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    Hadn't clue what Westfield's was so I looked them up and saw a few reviews...

    "During the week it's pretty relaxed, much nicer experience than Oxford Street."

    "My favourite shopping centre in London."

    "Good hamburgers - convenient to Holland Park."

    Guess these need a little update now.
     
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    TheSecondStain, Jun 29, 2014
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    - Doing The Lambert Walk Well-Known Member

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    You know what I really don't enjoy? Covering letters.

    I feel like I need a wash after writing them.
     
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  16. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    No, quality control and testing.
     
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    fran-MLs little camera, Jun 29, 2014
  17. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    Nice to see no panicking.
     
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  18. TheSecondStain

    TheSecondStain Needs an early night

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    Surprised he's qualified.
     
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    TheSecondStain, Jun 29, 2014
  19. ChilcoSaint

    ChilcoSaint What a disgrace
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    Can't be any Saints fans in there then.
     
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  20. Schrodinger's Cat

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    He's had plenty of experience dealing with ***** on this board, I say he's more than qualified
     
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