Banana's Beard Emporium - The Off-Topic Chat Thread

*edit Will keep football stuff on another thread.

 

Well 2 of those won't matter as the season isn't until August. Rather pathetic really.

 

Not really. Banned from all football for 4 months and not allowed in any football stadium. I thought 6 months but by FIFA's standards it's strong.

 

I shared a room in halls first year of Uni. We never did anything when the other was in the room, but me and his girlfriend did find some tissues underneath his bed once. Used tissues.

Excuse me while I throw up.

 

Wimbledon's just not the same without Laura Robson

I'm sure Dan will agree with me.

 

She picked a good year to miss, I can't bring myself to care about Wimbledon with the World Cup floating about.

 

Watson, one set down against Kerber, is making a fight of the second set. She is capable of some super play, but not consistently. Being best of 3, can mean a game is soon away from you...perhaps with modern fitness levels, best of 5 would suit some women.

 

Watson takes 2nd set.

 

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/“welsh-at...ms-strip-beach-of-sand-124222432.html#6nXv1g0

Evidence of human occupation from 5000 years ago appears on a Welsh beach after storm (presumably the ones a few months back). Fascinating that after all this time they can see human and animal footprints in the mud, though of course much older ones have been found before.

 

Wife came home with a Gilmore Girls boxset.

I pretended I didn't want to watch it. She totally believed me.

 

I watched the whole lot on my gap year. No shame. It was great.

 

https://twitter.com/yelyahwilliams/status/481979798734901248

I think she's just ticked the last box. Perfect woman. (Note the T-shirt also).

 

Laura is a GOT fan too <3 We can double date and watch Game of Thrones together.

 

I wish I knew girls in real life who would consider that a good date.

By the way I just noticed the first and third comments on that tweet I posted and laughed so hard I almost peed.

 

There are a lot of strange comments on Twitter. "PLEASE POST A FULL FACE SELFIE THANKS"

 

Some things just don't need saying. People have to realise that not every thing that pops into your head is worth sharing and most people should never be given a voice.

 

Yep. Twitter is really good if you're very careful with who you follow, but I don't dare even use the #SaintsFC hashtag just because of how many idiots there are out there.

 

It certainly was, but she'd take the piss relentlessly if I admitted it.

 

#diegeniedie

 

You've just proved you own point about Twitter.