Banana's Beard Emporium - The Off-Topic Chat Thread

Thankfully, no. I mean I have had the pleasure of watching friends going at it, but it wasn't like a gangbang with me on the sideline. Just two girls having fun.

Fair point, but some are more sordid than others. I think with multiple guys and one girl it is extra sordid.

 

Anyone been to Riga? Thinking of going in September.

 

There's nothing pleasing about it. It was bad enough hearing my housemate going at it, sounded nasty.

 

I see CS:GO is only 5.99 on Steam. Do I dare update?!?!??!!?

I don't dare.

 

I told you the other day, she wants you for breakfast

 

And two other guys. Fair enough, I'll try anything once.

 

Lights out, no touching.

 

Lights out = accidental touching.

 

We've been here before; if the lights are out you don't know who it was. You want to look into the eye if another man's boner?

 

We had a couple going at it in the next room when I was on holiday...slamming the bed and everything. But they took sooooooooooooooooooo long. My friend and I started yelling faster, faster (because we wanted to go to sleep)....I hope having two pensioners yelling at them didn't put them off

 

That's funny. Getting done faster is easy

 

Meh, I do it whenever I watch porn.

 

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This thread

 

Everyone wants to talk about gangbangs, but no one has got anything on Riga. Guessing no one has been.

 

Beer and spirits are cheap but Pizza etc is expensive as ****. Some places charge more if they think you are English as well.

 

Tallinn was nice. That's about as close as I can get.

 

What about gangbangs in Riga?

 

When I shared a house at uni I was in one of two rooms that had basically been created by putting a thin-as-cardboard wall down the middle of a larger room. I woke up one morning to hear the girl in the room next to mine going at it with her boyfriend. They actually weren't too loud but as they were only a foot away from me and we were basically only separated by a bit of cardboard I could hear absolutely everything. I decided to approach the problem maturely so I turned my stereo up as high as I could, started playing the one Barry White song I had (on repeat naturally) and went downstairs.

Later that day the girl came up to me. Everyone else had found the situation hilarious but for some reason (I've no idea why!) she looked completely furious. She stood in front of me for a good 30 seconds opening and closing her mouth while she tried to pick the right words... and eventually just snorted through her nose at me and stomped off upstairs.

 

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