Banana's Beard Emporium - The Off-Topic Chat Thread

Absolutely sublime moment.

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I like eating tomatoes, but drinking tomatoes is just wrong.

 

Surely they're implicit in continuing the joke, no? Nobody is that stupid......are they?

 

I dunno, I'm thinking back to that video where they asked Chelsea fans what they thought about players that don't exist.

 

Rebekah Brooks - As pure as the driven snow..!

EDIT: Oh, and the Prime Minister employs a man who was sacked by a tabloid newspaper. Now we know why.

 

I can see my life stretching out before me, and it isn't really mine

There's so much that I have yet to experiance, and there's not much time left

I don't want to be held down, I don't want to think about you when you're not around, listen to that crazy new sound, its the beat of my heart that is bigger than you now

Not that kind of girlfriend

 

I'm pleased to read that you pepys are not thinking to find Miss Right at the earliest opportunity. You have opportunities to experience amazing lives, and as we all know, marrying and having a family is one of them. But it is just one of them. Too many people fall into family life rather than experiencing real adventures first hand. You have plenty of time to find the right person. Part of the problem of why people part is that they are dissatisfied with their lives. So go and experience some.

Just read that back and it reads terribly preachy. It really isn't meant to be. I've seen so many lights go out of people's eyes, because their dreams end with having a family. Do what you really want to do at any time [keep it legal please and don't hurt people]. I so wish someone had said it to me when I was younger. I had to learn it by myself.

Qwerty found his Miss Right early.

 

I have 5 miss rights.

 

Seconded

 

Yes Beefy, you're a gigolo in Brazil.

 

Nope just a mormon.

 

Very good. I sure hope it's not true.

 

I'm married with kids. Maybe I should have paid attention to the lyrics to that Smoking Popes song.

 

Or perhaps Beefy is intimating that he pays the odd visit to Mrs Hand and her five lovely daughters??

Have to agree that there is no hurry to get hitched. Even if you meet early, if she's the one, then she will still be the one in a year or two. Just my view, but I guess that everybody is entitled to my opinion.

 

I was in a relationship from 18-23, most of my adult life so far. I was convinced that I would marry her in the not too distant future, and had a rather unadventurous and girlfriend orientated life. Though I was happy at the time. Anyway it ended and I was devastated. A year later and I've got the job that I wanted, learnt to drive, ran a marathon, moved out and tomorrow I'm going to my first music festival in...Belgium. Life is very much what you make it. I spent a fair amount of time feeling down, but I'm absolutely loving life now. Next on the list, Kilimanjaro.

 

Canoeing it?

 

Everyone is different...there is no clear cut right and wrong way to live your life. As they say, life is what happens while we make plans. You could marry and have kids early and regret missed opportunities or you could have a lot of adventures before realising you have missed out on family life (or anything in between). The one thing I can guarantee for all of you...you will have regrets...that is the human condition.

 

Good ****. I kinda need a kick up the arse to motivate me to go do something like Kilimanjaro. Or run a marathon. Or do anything, really.

 

Never regret anything(unless you killed some one etc). Just look at life in a positive way, look at what you have done not what you haven't. Everyone's life is unique so doesn't make it less special.

 

Yeah I'm sat here doing **** all right now, really need to sort my life out.