Banana's Beard Emporium - The Off-Topic Chat Thread

Where has everyone gone this afternoon?

 

Still very much here. Sat in front of my computer all day today.

 

Ta da!

Just got back from pub garden...salmon and beans in lemon dressing with salad and new potatoes + lager.

Had plain pizza in Florence (topped with just tomato and olive oil)...absolutely fabulous.

 

Yep Indian.

I like nearly all food, but this was grim. May have been my cooking mind you.

 

I want to retire.

 

Can recommend it...the only problem is that you have to be old. And in my case have a heart attack. I only eat out 2 or 3 times a week and this year am only managing 2 trips abroad and one UK break, so it's not all beer and skittles Oh yes, and your kids are after your money.

 

Rafa Nadal loses first set to Martin Klizan.

 

Good game...hope Nadal loses, but he usually pulls something out of the bag. Saw his house in Majorca when I was out there...apparently still lives with his Mum because he isn't married.

 

There's a reason he isn't married. To a woman anyhow.

*wanders off whistling*

 

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Blasphemy of the highest order!! I'm preparing a wicker effigy for you as we speak.

 

Rafa Nadal has got it back to 1 set a piece now I see, and looks like he'll win the third. And Dan's nemesis Eugenie Bouchard is about to start playing - get that voodoo doll out!

 

I had to go to the dole office - the other side of leaving Uni...

 

Oooh yay, now I can do the whole "my taxes pay for your lifestyle blah blah grunt".

Nah, **** that, take it and spend it on beer.

 

living the dream

 

Paging DTLW - lots of work experience roles at The Guardian, including sport desk - https://gnm.taleo.net/careersection/ex/jobsearch.ftl?lang=en

 

Two people I know got engaged today. 21 is far too young (except for Qwerty)

 

england lose with 2 balls to go

 

Anderson out with the 2nd last ball. England lose!

 

Bummer.