It had to be Hughs (there may be a song in there somewhere Aussie).
As for cancer slurs and imaginary girlfriends do you remember some years back (on the 606 board i think) he claimed to be visiting a woman suffering from cancer in Llansamlet? He'd even googled Llansamlet to find out the local pub names so he could tell us where he was doing his imaginary drinking. Sad.
it was his girlfriend or close friend, cfz. what is in the past is gone. we all now know it was crap, and I say again cfz. totally over hughs hence he has been on iggy for a fair while

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