Ban the United Lukaku song?

Can you just not please?



It's really difficult to continue this discussion with a raging erection.

 

Its like wool of a sheeps back mate. Let it slide(in)

 

It should be banned ... because 'Penis' does not rhyme with 'Genius' ...

 

Jermaine Jenas must be a bit pissed off.

 

I think they should give Lukaku and their support a one match ban from their next fixture...

Whoever that's against

 

You've just guaranteed him knocking one in at the back stick off his dong.

 

And celebrating by knocking out a steward with a cock slap.

He tends to score against us anyway

 

Anal?

 

I don't think even Skiddy would fancy taking on Rom in that area mate.

 

**** off Fossie with your 14"fetish.

 

What if Lukaku is a hermaphrodite?




Gives himself a good shagging.

 

The amount of goals he's scored against West Ham he can certainly go and **** himself, afaic.

 

I'm up for most things but I'd hate to give the poor lad an inferiority complex.

 

How come I've never noticed that his legs are only 2 feet long? He's quite a big guy so his torso must be very long.

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Maybe we should ban all songs and just applaud at the appropriate times.

 

Exactly this.

There's a reason why English football still has resonance around the world, & it isn't the quality of the football, despite all the money spent on players in the PL. It's the passion, the rivalry, the noise from the stands - all of which are becoming, ironically, piss poor in the PL.

That's why you get 20,000 ticketless Cologne fans turning up at The Emirates - because they drew a big English name in Europe, so they weren't going to miss out on an occasion like that. Unfortunately for them, instead of the passion and colour of the old North Bank trying to drown them out, they were confronted by a bunch of middle class home supporters paying £7.50 for a hotdog and wondering if they wouldn't have been better off going to the opera.

That Lukaku song is so **** btw, it would have died out in seconds anyway.

 

Come to St Marys mate, you'd love it. Booing seems to be encouraged, but singing, on the other hand, has been rare of late

 

The words have now been changed.

He's our Belgian scoring genius, we can't sing about his penis, we are politically correct, he's offside when he gets erect

 

Was listening to the radio yesterday and they were discussing where this myth comes from. So when the blacks started to land on these shores back in the 60's. The White males would say the blacks have big dicks and a big sexual appetite and will rape the white women. So it was introduced to deter the women from being interested. So it did start off with a racist agenda hence why it has been pulled up.