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Off Topic Ban Sleeping Beauty in Schools...

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  1. Trau Morgus

    Trau Morgus Well-Known Member

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    Trau Morgus, Nov 24, 2017
  2. Trau Morgus

    Trau Morgus Well-Known Member

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    Ps sorry to go all PeteSaxon on u all!
     
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    Trau Morgus, Nov 24, 2017
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  3. PLT

    PLT Well-Known Member

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    This kind of **** is such an alarmingly growing trend.
     
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    PLT, Nov 24, 2017
  4. Sir Cheshire Ben

    Sir Cheshire Ben Well-Known Member

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    Hope her lad doesn’t read Snow White, it could turn him into a necrophiliac.
     
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    Sir Cheshire Ben, Nov 24, 2017
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  5. Kempton

    Kempton Well-Known Member

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    They should ban Snow White anarl. It's racist and dwarfist. Init Happy...
     
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    Kempton, Nov 24, 2017
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  6. PLT

    PLT Well-Known Member

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    All fairy tales are awful anyway because the princess is always skinny and beautiful and something something fat shaming, something something patriarchy.
     
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    PLT, Nov 24, 2017
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  7. Happy Tiger

    Happy Tiger Well-Known Member

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    It's not often I find myself agreeing with Piers Morgan, but this is ****ing stupid.

    Snow White though, yeah, that racist **** should be banned.
     
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  8. Quill

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    Jesus wept, what a ****ing imbecile <laugh>
     
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  9. Walter Sobchak

    Walter Sobchak Well-Known Member

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    Dozy bint.
     
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  10. over18and legal

    over18and legal Well-Known Member

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh>
    The kid is 6.
    How many opportunities will he have at his age to kiss a much older bird who is sleeping.
    At 6 all you thought about was kicking a ball, eating sweets and what Father Christmas was bringing you.
    It wasn't until you was about 10 before you thought about young lasses and round about age 12 before you thought about your mates mum.

    What the **** is wrong with these types of people.
    If I was her hubby I would be thinking I can't be shagging her enough if she's worrying about our little Ben thinking sleeping Beauty is a bit of alright.
     
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  11. The Omega Man

    The Omega Man Well-Known Member

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    I find stories like this pretty Grimm
     
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    The Omega Man, Nov 24, 2017
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  12. over18and legal

    over18and legal Well-Known Member

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    Before I married my second wife I thought she was a sleeping beauty.
    I went to sleep for 4 years and when I woke up she had turned into the Beast.
     
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  13. EdmontonTiger

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    So she would let the princess keep sleeping!
    Selfish bitch, she must be just jealous the old hag!
     
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    Hope she doesn't read the original Sleeping Beauty. In that she was raped and had a child.

    Anyway, if you have been in a coma for ages how do you consent to someone kissing you?
     
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  15. Sir Cheshire Ben

    Sir Cheshire Ben Well-Known Member

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    & why would you be ungrateful to the giver of the kiss of consciousness?
     
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    Very poetic SCB!
     
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  17. ImperialTiger

    ImperialTiger Well-Known Member

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    Georgie Porgie pudding and pie,
    Kissed the girls and got banged up for 20 years and put on the sex offenders register for life.

    #HowDidWeGetHere
     
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  18. Ernie Shackleton

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    Bloody hell lads give her a break.

    She's from North Shields ffs.




    You should just be thankful that she can talk, walk and read a ****ing fairy tale in the first place.
     
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    Ernie Shackleton, Nov 24, 2017
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  19. Sir Cheshire Ben

    Sir Cheshire Ben Well-Known Member

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    To be fair it was her 6 year old doing the reading.
     
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  20. Edelman

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    Why doesn' she just **** right off and find something useful to do .
    Stupid tart.
     
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