For the simple reason that Joey Barton is crap and JT over the Hill, no. But if somebody offered us Suarez or Balotelli, would you really turn it down ?
Balotelli I would turn down. Suarez, probably too. You have to factor in the damage they do to the team. Remember Joe Hart's reaction when Balotelli was sent off? Remember when no-one would celebrate with Suarez? Sure, that could have just been an accident, but I've seen the way Suarez reacts to his team-mates... always whining at them for not passing to him or shouting at them when they shoot and miss. Not to mention all the other stuff surrounding these two players. That kind of stuff unsettles a dressing room.
Maybe. They both seem like hard work, but I wonder if they'd be worth it ? Wenger turned RVP from a petulant twat into a world class player, maybe he could do the same with Balotelli ?