Bale - Is He All That?

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"Although many soccer fans in England might think that Bale has been the best at doing soccer in the EPL this year, it’s fair to say that some guys do not. The best example of this is Coach Ray Hodgkins, who has resistified the temptation to call up Garth Bale for the England Soccer Club."

I've tried to read that without laughing four times so far and failed.
 
I'm not so sure Soccer Guy knows where Bale is from and/or is clear that Wales is a place and not Cetaceans. And yet he remains brilliant.

"Although many soccer fans in England might think that Bale has been the best at doing soccer in the EPL this year, it’s fair to say that some guys do not. The best example of this is Coach Ray Hodgkins, who has resistified the temptation to call up Garth Bale for the England Soccer Club."
 
Those of you that have got used to my expert soccer knowledge will not be surprised to know that some British newspaper called the Telegraph has asked me to join up with them. Actually, it's kinda funny because some guy on twitter the other day actually said that I was 'like an American Paul Hayward but way better!' Like a mom bear trying to teach its bear pup to catch those jumping fish out of a real cold stream, I will do my best to help Paul do some awesome soccer reporting!

My expert soccer knowledge is not limitized to just talking about it though. The Telegraph has also recognized this and have offered me the opportunity to coach my own franchise (EPL Allstars) in their fantasy soccer league. I have already picked the soccer players for this and can't wait to meet the guys and start telling them how they can improve their soccer play this season.

Although I am new to this, I am pretty confident that my franchise will win all the soccer cups and prizes that they participize in. I have also set up my own Fantasy Soccer League too, so if you wanna try beat me, you need to join the SOCCER GUY EPL LEAGUE (PIN: 8044258).

As the Soccer World in England comes to terms with the gigantic Clint Dempsey shaped hole it has in it, I hope that we can all unify and look forward to the soccer ahead.

;)..
 
My favo(u)rite soccerguy isms :

- franchise enhancement window
- Dwayne Rooney
- Chowmein Defoe
- Denial flag
 
"Voluntary Simulation Plunge"

:D

He has such a way with words.
The "Dwayne Rooney" has had quite a few bites from planks correcting
his spelling.
 
"Voluntary Simulation Plunge"

:D

He has such a way with words.
The "Dwayne Rooney" has had quite a few bites from planks correcting
his spelling.

originally, I found his wording incredible, but now I prefer to read the comments from the "biters". some people are so ****ing stupid, it's unbelievable!
 
"The hardness of Daniel Levy in this proposed deal is driving Real Madrid and the player up the wall, as nobody can understand the dictatorial posture taken by the Spurs president."

:emoticon-0140-rofl:
 
"The hardness of Daniel Levy in this proposed deal is driving Real Madrid and the player up the wall, as nobody can understand the dictatorial posture taken by the Spurs president."

I think most people would understand what he is doing. We don't want to sell, what's difficult?
 
My favo(u)rite soccerguy isms :

- franchise enhancement window
- Dwayne Rooney
- Chowmein Defoe
- Denial flag

Oxlade-Chamberpot is my favourite, though that's probably because I said it on here about 10 minutes before him and like to think that he copied it from me.
 
If you dig deep enough, there are probably a good 20 top-notch soccerguy-isms.
I note that some have recently made the "trying too hard" claim.
So perhaps he needs to cut down on the Twitter and do more periodical articles.