These 20 of them on eBay are all going for a quid, so they're hardly Bitcoin... https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/20445835...pUPSc2BCK2VtihLW8bof6FSA==|tkp:Bk9SR4zC-qTRYg
Rayleigh mag burners Pulse Tac Rizlas The jolly Roger Cook book Popper pants Mera peaks Buckets Lungs Submarines Eclipse Gatsby Elephants Hearts Mitzys Wizz Trips
What the feck is the Jolly Roger Cook Book? Is it full of recipes for pirates for making gourmet sea biscuits and barnacles?
Milk??? Pah. Amateurs... was always the fresh orange off the back of the float om the 5am float home...
My fat twat of an uncle is in his mid 80s and regularly wears shell suit trousers and a bum bag. I would tell him these things were never cool even when they were around, but he was never cool either, so they suit him well.
Wedging a bit of doubled up cereal packet in between the brake calipers on yer BMX so it sounded like a motorbike when it rasped on the tyre. Pocketfuls of cardboard for regular replacement for maximum exhaust noise. In hindsight, an old credit card would have been a better solution.
Reminds me of dynamo lighting that I had on my bike. Powered by a motor that goes against your wheel and makes it a hundred times harder to peddle and slows you to the speed of a comatose tortoise
Proper playground rides, like the witches hat, spider web roundabout, massive log swings, high/fast slides (straight onto concrete floor). Fun times.