Baby <insert surname>

I don't think it's a disease, some ol dog is just doing the rounds.

You'll be next.

 

i see what you're doing, ER

 

i hope not, i dont want to be ruined so young

 

The state of your coupon you were ruined years ago dearie

 

I'll ruin you. Don't even care if you're a stinker

 

you arent lucky enough to have seen me

 

thanks for the offer.

you join a long list including gambol and beale

 

She's not.

Beautiful body sculpted like a Goddess

 

That's an added bonus then, nice one.

 

What would it take for me to jump the queue?

 

i dunno, some test of masculinity maybe?

 

You mean like giving you a good beating?

 

We can do that in the bedroom. I'm all man.

 

im not shaggin a fat munter with a better moustache and underarm hair than me. I might do you up the dunger though.

 

****

 

who are you talking to?

 

you babes.

what time do your flaps open?

 

Hullo, doll

 

I agree!

 

babes?










wtf